"I forgot to put on deodorant."

I was recently downsized from my latest contract.

Not to fear, Ive already got another one lined up. But

Being unemployed brought back memories of the first time I found myself in this situation. I had been on a contract for three years supporting WorldCom. Then WorldCom decided to go bankrupt in the largest bankruptcy scandal to datetaking my little job with it. My friend Candy messaged me to see how I was doing. It was several year ago now, but the answer remains pretty much the same

candybj (12:17:32 PM): So, how is unemployment treating you?

monkeybrains803 (12:18:57 PM): You knowI COULD be damned intelligent. Sometimes I think I just might beIm just smart enough to grasp it. damned monkey brain!

monkeybrains803 (12:19:22 PM): Make that NOT smart enough to grasp itand so the damning of the monkey brain that limits me.

Call me wrong!? Call me crazed!? Do it all! As you likebut Ill still :p to you allyou cursed monkey brains!

monkeybrains803 (12:23:31 PM): You knowtalk like this is how I got a 1460 on my SATs. Im only a marginal genius. or a genius yet released!

Why am I out of place there? Why do I not fit here? Why do I not know where I belong?

monkeybrains803 (12:39:39 PM): To all that and moreMONKEY BRAINS!

monkeybrains803 (12:39:46 PM): I just dont know.

monkeybrains803 (12:40:20 PM): How can one truly know oneselfwhen by the very act of knowing a thing changes it?

monkeybrains803 (12:41:55 PM): The more I know..the more I realize I never thought to askand so the questions fill my headfill it until it hurts.pounding with questions conceived but less understoodoh we poor soulswe poor prisoners of our Monkey Brains!

monkeybrains803 (12:42:36 PM): DamnI forgot to put on deodorant.

monkeybrains803(12:42:39 PM): LOL

monkeybrains803 (12:43:17 PM): yupthere you go.

monkeybrains803(12:43:30 PM): Question: "How is unemployment treating you?"

monkeybrains803 (12:43:54 PM): Answer: "I forgot to put on deodorant."

candybj (12:45:18 PM): you have a strange way of looking at things

I am Adam! Hear me Waste.

Purgatory of indecision, self-pity, confusion.

Im the tide mastered by the lunar cycles of life.

Im Adamdestined to a life of bliss and happiness in a garden of eden, but banished to a hell of knowing indecision by a single taste of the fruit of knowledgetempted and destiny destroyed by an evil silver tongued serpent known as life.

Its not what we DIDits what we DONT DO in this life that leads to the true hell. A wasted life!

Epiphany! Blessed Epiphany!

-sigh-

I think Im gonna go see a movie.